what do you call a sick light-weight spaceship?
windows be like:
folder called 32: stores 64bit files
folder called 64: stores 32bit files
why did the chicken cross the toad? cross the? why did they † road the road toad (frog) the chicken crossed the. road, chicken why the. the chicken? the did cross the †.
Caesar I know jokes that are simultaneously not funny and offensive. So, bad in every sense of the word. Is that what you would rather see?
no, bad as in joke that makes you say "aaaaarrrrgghhh!!!"
you know what i mean.
shamelessly stolen from conwaylife.com
q1) how many life enthusiasts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a1) 3, but just 2 can keep it in place once it's on.
q2) how do you keep a life enthusiast in suspense?
Has anyone really been so far oven as decided of out hot eat the food?
whoëver was in charge of hiring would've been fired for that; illegal discrimination on writing ability
there are 2 types of people: those who don't use diacritics and ẗhõśė ẃhõ dõ, bǘẗ ėxčėśśįvėlÿ.
there are 10 types of people: arbles, gantronenes, septrofives, karsoleks, beehumans, unportins, narutons, and people who didn't expect the joke to be in base 7
there are 2 types of people in the world: those who do a relatively good job of staying on-topic, and why are we talking about programming?
edit: if we have uno and dos why don't we have tres?
speaking of, i couldn't find the door at room 404, and the door for room 410 seemed to be gone. and i had to pay to enter room 402.
and when i tried to enter room 403, they didn't let me.
same happened with room 451, but this time i got arrested by the national police.
also room 418 is full of teapots.
edit: and of course the only thing inside room 500 is me having a bsod, and the door at room 504 just keeps closing on my face everytime i try to enter.
there are 2 types of people in this world people who think therefore they are and people who have never heard of shaking spears
father: son, this is the last night that we can have a backyard barbecue. tomorrow, because of daylight savings, it's going to be too dark by dinner time.
son: don't be such a pessimist, dad, i'm sure you won't die before march.
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