bad jokes thread #483

 
serverman src #4676

what do you call a sick light-weight spaceship?

an ill-wss.

quintopia src #4683

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Intermediate Value Theorem

gollark src #4688

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The initial conditions of the universe.

caesar src #4689

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Their paths were not parallel.

serverman (edited ) src #4690

windows be like:

folder called 32: stores 64bit files
folder called 64: stores 32bit files

logic.

motan src #4691

why did the chicken cross the road?

serverman src #4693

idk

serverman src #4694

what's princess zelda's favorite wikipedia page?

help:link

caesar src #4699

this is bad jokes thread why did you post a really good joke?

ultlang src #4702

why did the chicken cross the toad? cross the? why did they † road the road toad (frog) the chicken crossed the. road, chicken why the. the chicken? the did cross the †.

quintopia src #4704

Caesar I know jokes that are simultaneously not funny and offensive. So, bad in every sense of the word. Is that what you would rather see?

quintopia src #4705

What did the fishermonger say to the magician?

Pick a cod any cod.

serverman (edited ) src #4706

no, bad as in joke that makes you say "aaaaarrrrgghhh!!!"

you know what i mean.

caesar src #4708

it made me go hahahahahahahaha internally though. not aaaaarrrrgghhh.

serverman src #4710

shamelessly stolen from conwaylife.com

q1) how many life enthusiasts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a1) 3, but just 2 can keep it in place once it's on.

q2) how do you keep a life enthusiast in suspense?

quintopia (edited ) src #4719

Has anyone really been so far oven as decided of out hot eat the food?

serverman (edited ) src #4727

wgy didn'g i gey thw job? because my cv had too many typos!

caesar src #4728

whoëver was in charge of hiring would've been fired for that; illegal discrimination on writing ability

serverman src #4731

there are 2 types of people: those who don't use diacritics and ẗhõśė ẃhõ dõ, bǘẗ ėxčėśśįvėlÿ.

motan src #4732

there are 2 types of people: those who can't extrapolate information

caesar src #4733

there are 10 types of people: arbles, gantronenes, septrofives, karsoleks, beehumans, unportins, narutons, and people who didn't expect the joke to be in base 7

serverman (edited ) src #4734

there are 2 types of people in the world: those who do a relatively good job of staying on-topic, and why are we talking about programming?

edit: if we have uno and dos why don't we have tres?

serverman src #4771

why doesn't the door at room 502 work? because it's a bad gateway.

caesar src #4772

speaking of, i couldn't find the door at room 404, and the door for room 410 seemed to be gone. and i had to pay to enter room 402.

serverman (edited ) src #4774

and when i tried to enter room 403, they didn't let me.

same happened with room 451, but this time i got arrested by the national police.

also room 418 is full of teapots.

edit: and of course the only thing inside room 500 is me having a bsod, and the door at room 504 just keeps closing on my face everytime i try to enter.

Bonesdale src #4779

there are 2 types of people in this world people who think therefore they are and people who have never heard of shaking spears

serverman (edited ) src #4787

father: son, this is the last night that we can have a backyard barbecue. tomorrow, because of daylight savings, it's going to be too dark by dinner time.

son: don't be such a pessimist, dad, i'm sure you won't die before march.

quintopia src #4791

What's a pine tree's favorite drug?

Heroin (they already have needles)

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