quick question: I want to join forum fourteen but I'm currently unsure whether I classify as a sentient being by the standards of the forum. do you use the upsilon aurigae q standard or the vince weft reclamation bureau criterion (VWBRC)? (or something else?) please answer quickly, my essence will be subsumed by the evil thirtysevenists at approximately ꬭ o'clock yesterday and I will be unable to respond until this weekend, or possibly next microeternityend if I'm unlucky