I remember seeing GEORGE on a page. I got curious and clicked the link to arrive on GEORGE's page. Then I realized that this page was too good to be true so I read it. Arrived at the bottom and saw an advertisement. That was the last thing I would have expected to see on GEORGE's page, so I clicked. Then realized that the advertisement was in fact a johnvertisement, and the whole thing clicked and the universe was harmonious again.
Nice to meet you gollark and ubq323!