stuck in bureaucratic purgatory? try this one weird trick! #367

have you been waiting 12 years to become part of GEORGE? do you wish your application could be processed faster?

sending annoying emails to me is a surefire way to have your application expedited. try it today! finding my email address is left as an exercise to the reader.

171 days ago??

well, I speak only for myself in saying this, but perhaps the speed at which applications are processed is reflective of a nonfunctional sense of time.