bad jokes thread #483

caesar src #5536


serverman src #5537


serverman (edited ) src #5678

when you let me make a skyscraper:

floor 429 has an extremely long queue.
floor 504s door closes on your face everytime you try to enter.
floor 451 is a giant burning book with a thermometer that only displays in farenheit degrees.
people in the skyscraper are banned from visiting floor 403. doing so will result in your isp blocking you.
floor 200 was successfully loaded.
floor 418 is full of teapots.
floor 503 is a server thats currently down.
the computer in floor 500 is currently having a kernel panic.
its bad to request access to floor 400.
floor 404 cant be found.
the door in floor 502 doesnt work.

caesar src #5680

and of course floor 410 once existed, but it was soon gone.

serverman src #5682

and OF COURSE i had to make a dumb pop culture reference.

thatguywithsoup (edited ) src #5692

you say that because of floor 451 in farenheit?

if you like farenheit 451 just say it

serverman src #5698

yes, i like that book ;)

thatguywithsoup src #5713

it is indeed a good book

serverman src #5724

why was dos angry

uno got first in the race

thatguywithsoup src #5751

arghhh so bad

serverman src #5769


bruh2 src #5774

i pronounce perseids as "per-sides". plz dont laugh at me for bad pronounciation

caesar src #5775

perfectly normal pronunciation.

big brother (bureaucrat) #5776
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thatguywithsoup src #5777


big brother (bureaucrat) #5778
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serverman src #5811


thatguywithsoup (edited ) src #5819


bruh2 src #5823


serverman src #5834


thatguywithsoup src #5843

why not

serverman src #5889

my neighbors music be like:

  • how about some hard shtuff
  • core groovy
  • hobby
  • electronics
  • sanchez i think
  • ???
  • cowbell
  • moar cowbell
  • neeeeeeeeeee
  • tomtom?
  • bassline ripped from one of my own c64-zak

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