it sucks and it uses the crappiest and weirdest interpreter in node.js you've ever seen with a lot of bugs but it works i guess
here's an example of some code:
## bodge
set number i as 0
if #i#==5 then goto 7
add 1 to i
say "this should loop 5 times. (#i#/5)"
goto 3
say "it finished!"
that is a program that loops 5 times