I wish to begin an activity. the rules of the activity are as follows:

  • in this thread, one may post a reply containing a single sentence.
  • each sentence should contribute to an overall story.
  • anything goes story-wise (except that which should be obvious), but each reply should be a good-faith contribution to the story, and keep in mind the cardinal rule of improv, "never say no*".
  • one may not post two replies in a row.
  • refresh the page right before posting to avoid conflicting replies.

I will post the first sentence.

* do not take this literally