I deposit 25 cents of legal US tender into the situation machine. the situation has begun.
i smash the situation machine. i obliterate it. i demolish every component. it is ablated until it is mere dust, and the dust fades in time.
I build the situation machine a gravestone. I visit it from time to time and occasionally bring flowers.
somewhere in southern Idaho, 25 cents of legal US tender materializes on a kitchen table
I witness the VX contamination of the gravestone and so consult the enclosed instruction booklet. in section 7 of the booklet, which covers acts of chemical warfare, protocol A8190-7 is detailed. and so it is engaged.
I lift my type 3 telephone off the hook and ask to speak with a telephone administrator. I disclose to the administrator that I am using the telephone under the capacity of an executor of a section 7 situation machine protocol. the telephone administrator grants me access to the 5th column of the type 3 dial pad, allowing me to dial type 3 numbers.
I dial the situation machine corporation's type 3 hotline. I am automatically connected to their computer system, powered by their renown 7km² electromagnetic relay-based supercomputer. I type
A8190-7 on the type 3 dialpad (which has a dash character), which automatically connects me to the section 7 help desk.
protocol A8190-7 states that the section 7 help desk operator will dictate my further actions. the operator informs me that the section 7 situation produced by the situation machine is well within parameters and instructs me to perform no further actions.
i ban that notorious fifthglyph, which has poison'd writing for uncountably many days. this turns all coming posts in this particular chain of posts into lipogrammata.
crying and shaking rn cäsar wouldn't flout that anti-fifthglyph law that I did start... /j
I swap this situation construct with 10^38 rotating apioforms, as policy commands, and transport it to Holding Facility R431-T.
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