apologies to all who wish to enGEORGE #524

we have not enGEORGEd anyone in quite a while. I wish to end the misery of all poor souls who wish it: incapability of "doing stuff" is endemic to the council of GEORGE, due to brain things, having busy lives, or both. if your enGEORGEment request has sat for a very long time, it is nothing personal, nor a reflection of what we think of your website, solely a reflection of this fact.

as such, enGEORGEment requests are officially closed. this does not necessarily mean that no one will ever be added to GEORGE again, but it does mean that there is no official procedure to facilitate this.

No worries, good luck with your brain things!

GEORGE is dead and his face is already being forgotten by the youngsters

false.

GEORGE cannot be dead, because i saw GEORGE outside of my window yesterday! I am actively trying to acquire amnestics.

Have you considered replacing the Council of GEORGE with a dictator? Namely, someone who has the most free time and fewest brain things.

GEORGE cannot be dead as GEORGE is immortal and all and responsible for 67% of all experiences experienced by users of GEORGE