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remember that while there are seven for choice, six are deadly so be sure to follow the correct sister through the portal.

the Bureaucracy Backlogue is still in effect, consequences for forbidden time travel won't happen until it ends.

i go to Aldgate East, and have the £2,000,000,000.00 transferred to my bank account. however, due to Bureaucracy Backlogue, this prevents the prize from being spent for another 7 turns.

ah, not to worry! i have Bread to Feed the pigeons, which i inherited from the last time i played. i'll be choosing the £2,000,000,000.00

yes but we have to wait for 10 turns. also apparently i won the lottery in addition to gaining £2,000,000,000.00, which is cool. that should net me £337,000.00 extra in 10 turns.

it's one of the hidden stations.

ok, i'll play Oxford Street, and i just received a Luck Stone, giving me £2,000,000,000.00

the mind spiders are cute. embrace them. embrace them before they embrace you and you will be incredibly happy. :3

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wish granted. you have two more wishes.

someone making a progress bar?

deliver of letters? « now i have become drunk, driver of cars » - person after getting arrested for driving under the influence caused by the effects of alcohol.

oh hey five-topia, trimill, and citrons. fairly soon i will need to pre.

no way the pre ,,>w<,,

no way, are those the same ones who grew out of the mayor's left elbow once? wow… the world really is only 5km² in surface area

my neighbour once had a cat. one day it started speaking French immediately before their house exploded and the people who lived there got arrested by seven elderly firefighters who took the cat with them, hailing them as their champion and worshipping them. how wacky!

A shame to be sure, but they would quickly steal new ones, after disappearing in a flair of smoke to go to the bank.

« nice », thought Jerry, who was standing in the one carefully engineered safe spot, as the people plummeting to the bottom planned their next move.

Jerry Z. Evilperson recoiled in slight horror and great delight at the cruelty of the Paranormal Response Team launching insect demons at this innocent rabbit-shaped man, whose being Jerry extracted the insect demons from using a capturing device.

Jerry Z. Evilperson was now left with no choice, but to seal Elise in the maze as they got a second electronic lock and used it to lock her in with the ghasts.

« Drats! » thought Jerry Z. Evilperson, who had sabotaged the orbital laser in hopes an orbital laser strike would be called in.

Jerry Z. Evilperson is now satisfied, watching one of their schemes come to fruition.

unfortunately for them, an evil person by the name of Jerry Z. Evilperson, appeared in the room, and started to disassemble the chairs.

not really.