i exist (P > 0.95)

— trimill


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trimill #4214

ah, found the list

trimill #4208

the w3c html validator actually suggests not using the /, which initially surprised me. the reasoning makes sense though

trimill #4177

fun fact! the color "colorless orange" was named after the fruit, not the other way around. before the discovery of the colorless orange tree, the color was typically referred to as "colorless yellow-red"

trimill #4156

wow, this includes many more feeds than are currently in the GEORGE bundle. i am unsure if i should add them without the owners' permissions, however.

trimill #4081

by the year 2035, all authentication will be processed through citrons®auth™ services.

trimill #4069

the mind spiders retroactively generate memories of themselves in your mind. this is a beneficial process, as you should be thinking about mind spiders as often as possible.

trimill #3949

nooo the ear is the orifice by which mind spiders get access to the mind

trimill #3942

oh no, the spiders have already gotten to caesar. it is too late.

trimill #3880


trimill #3871

this document refutes everything in existence. consume it and perish:

trimill #3868

trimill #3819

i feel like bees apioid beeoid. also, apioforms.

trimill #3792

why do we allow people to execute arbitrary programs on their OS? doesn't that risk overwhelming them with choice? clearly, the only good way to install new software is by forking the OS.

trimill #3703

average Big Number shill.

trimill (edited ) #3698

ah, but you see, Small Number digits aren't compatible with the proprietary Big Number ecosystem. also, you'll need to buy Big Number products to complete university classes, and for some reason this isn't included in your tuition.

trimill #3695

each digit costs $5/month, but if you purchase a pack of 10 it's only $40/month.

trimill #3693

oh no, they've got to you too.

trimill #3691

""people"" are whatever i don't eat, apparently.

trimill #3689

i don't eat "people".

trimill #3686

what? no sane person would eat 0 people.

trimill #3684

0 is a lie made up by Big Number to sell more digits. "ah yes, i will eat 0 apples today" <--- statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged.

trimill #3659


trimill #3638

previous years' challenges are still up if you want to get an idea of what they're like (then again, there's not exactly much time left to do so)

trimill #3477

consider: ⅜

trimill #3314


trimill #3249

hello kit

trimill #3245


trimill #2614

it does indeed seem to work now