why do they call it oven when the mind spiders are here and it's already too late?
naming things is convenient, even more so in the event of a mind spider incursion
do not worry. just add
User-agent: * Disallow: /
to your /robots.txt file
robots.txt is merely a suggestion
the mind spiders can ignore it to propagate spider spider ,bmmgmhmhmmhhhm :3
mind spiders do not. they are too cute and friendly (and mind-controlling!!!! ^w^) to do so. please enjoy the mind spider i have placed upon your ear. :3
well, the fourth-dimensional arxifæ is, but that's close enough to the ears to count.
places mind spider directly on your fourth-dimensional arxifæ :3
well at least i'm inmune to those spiders...
protip: you can also add
@echo off uhhhhhh... *some weird piece of batch code here*
to autoexec.bat, it works. (well kinda idk how this is supposed to work i suck at coding)
edit: ahhhhhh stop! who's ddosing me?
as long as they don't get in system32 everything's ok though... wait... nononono stop stop STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
uhhh guys... someone get this spider off the sata.
iata? data? uhhh...
scruup scruup goes the mind spider, duplicating across your data and power lines, taking over the entire being of the serverman
nonononononono it's cute and awesome you'll accept it. especially now that it's scruuping all over your CPU, serverman. :3
i want a refund, that insecticide fron the bazaar is absolute crap. it doessnn't kill the spider.
insecticide? that's completely illegal, banned by the Modern Earth Hierarchy. you must've gotten fake pretend insecticide, made to imitate the scent without actually causing harm to insects or bugs.
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