some of you may know me as "viba"

has PhDs in Eisenlangs and Windows Crap Edition

— viba

a very long time ago

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viba #2390

how unfortunate. lipogram time

viba #2231

alasa pan

OR: lanpan pan

viba #2229

рундим кинлунг празанса шул амарџа већен упеифиром.

viba #2227

виеса шул ба.

ђара ба уприксемутали зари раузин фир ђес

viba #2134

if you think multiplicatively (as most human brains do), 2 (TWO) is quite different from 1 (one) (single), as it is DOUBLE (2*x) the value.

viba #2129

ah. the "trolling" part was non serious so i was 100% correct.

viba #2127

my (totally definitely reasonable) hypothesis is that kit invented a nonstandard video file format and is trolling all of us.

viba #2126

not necessarily true. perhaps it contains video data, but in a nonstandard format that MPV would not recognize.

viba #2112

that is roughly 0% helpful.

viba #2085

me when I converse

viba #2047

some words i like include "orb", "capsule", "void", "porcelain", and probably many others im forgetting because trying to enumerate all of this is exhausting

viba #1994


that reminds me i should totally implement vurl in scratch

viba #1973

i didnt know that the angle bracket syntax existed. wow!

viba #1959

vurl source code is now available, or something

viba #1955

it does not. it is written in Lua, which uses its own thing instead of regex

viba #1951

it is an interpreter, and because I am the one who wrote it, it is almost certainly weird.

viba #1947
print "this is vurl, viba's useless rudimentary language."

print "how many bees would you like?"
set n (input)
set i 1
while (lte [i] [n])
    print "bee"
    set i (add [i] 1)
print (join "generation of " (join [n] " bees complete."))
viba #1743

anyways, to ensure that it is not forgotten that this thread is about the B programming language:

the B programming language.

viba #1739

Yes, but I have done it with a word that is not "I".

viba #1737

Programming language

(wait i started my message with a capital letter nobody EVER does that)

viba #1456

i mean im not complaining its pretty based

viba #1451

why is this like real time chatting but on a forum

viba #1376

sometimes human conversations just kinda d r i f t i guess

viba #1373

i hate reading. which, now that i think about it, makes it ironic that something i wrote was used as a demonstration of an intimidation in textual form by someone else who does not like reading.

but i hate it because i dont understand very many words at all, like i spend far more time thinking "what tf are these long strings of fancy words supposed to mean" than getting immersed in the story or whatever. and reading kinda reminds me of school because thats like the only circumstance ive ever done it, because i had to, and school was awful and trauma so yeah.

viba #1364

"why i dont like reading" by jaiden animations or something

viba #1361

yeah i always forget i have like 60,000 more johnvertising points than anyone else because i wrote a silly wall of text that was put in the background of a video by a famed youtube person

viba #1351

im viba of course im a funny little animal

viba #1196

understandable since this thread is being posted to rather quickly