viba

how unfortunate. lipogram time

alasa pan

OR: lanpan pan

рундим кинлунг празанса шул амарџа већен упеифиром.

виеса шул ба.

ђара ба уприксемутали зари раузин фир ђес

if you think multiplicatively (as most human brains do), 2 (TWO) is quite different from 1 (one) (single), as it is DOUBLE (2*x) the value.

ah. the "trolling" part was non serious so i was 100% correct.

my (totally definitely reasonable) hypothesis is that kit invented a nonstandard video file format and is trolling all of us.

not necessarily true. perhaps it contains video data, but in a nonstandard format that MPV would not recognize.

that is roughly 0% helpful.

me when I converse

some words i like include "orb", "capsule", "void", "porcelain", and probably many others im forgetting because trying to enumerate all of this is exhausting

based

that reminds me i should totally implement vurl in scratch

i didnt know that the angle bracket syntax existed. wow!

vurl source code is now available, or something

it does not. it is written in Lua, which uses its own thing instead of regex

it is an interpreter, and because I am the one who wrote it, it is almost certainly weird.

print "this is vurl, viba's useless rudimentary language."

print "how many bees would you like?"
set n (input)
set i 1
while (lte [i] [n])
    print "bee"
    set i (add [i] 1)
end
print (join "generation of " (join [n] " bees complete."))

anyways, to ensure that it is not forgotten that this thread is about the B programming language:

the B programming language.

Yes, but I have done it with a word that is not "I".

Programming language

(wait i started my message with a capital letter nobody EVER does that)

i mean im not complaining its pretty based

why is this like real time chatting but on a forum

sometimes human conversations just kinda d r i f t i guess

i hate reading. which, now that i think about it, makes it ironic that something i wrote was used as a demonstration of an intimidation in textual form by someone else who does not like reading.

but i hate it because i dont understand very many words at all, like i spend far more time thinking "what tf are these long strings of fancy words supposed to mean" than getting immersed in the story or whatever. and reading kinda reminds me of school because thats like the only circumstance ive ever done it, because i had to, and school was awful and trauma so yeah.

"why i dont like reading" by jaiden animations or something

yeah i always forget i have like 60,000 more johnvertising points than anyone else because i wrote a silly wall of text that was put in the background of a video by a famed youtube person

im viba of course im a funny little animal

understandable since this thread is being posted to rather quickly